diff --git a/guest_post.php b/guest_post.php
index a1cffd80..eb5bedd1 100644
--- a/guest_post.php
+++ b/guest_post.php
@@ -118,7 +118,9 @@ if (isset($_GET['add_ticket_feedback'], $_GET['url_key'])) {
         mysqli_query($mysqli, "UPDATE tickets SET ticket_feedback = '$feedback' WHERE ticket_id = $ticket_id AND ticket_url_key = '$url_key'");
         // Notify on bad feedback
         if ($feedback == "Bad") {
-            appNotify("Feedback", "Guest rated ticket ID $ticket_id as bad");
+            appNotify("Feedback", "Guest rated ticket ID $ticket_id as bad!", "ticket.php?ticket_id=$ticket_id");
+        } else {
+            appNotify("Feedback", "Guest rated ticket ID $ticket_id as good. Fuck ya bud!", "ticket.php?ticket_id=$ticket_id");
         }
 
         $_SESSION['alert_message'] = "Feedback recorded - thank you";
diff --git a/top_nav.php b/top_nav.php
index 1c5e3765..45dded45 100644
--- a/top_nav.php
+++ b/top_nav.php
@@ -10,11 +10,46 @@
 
     <!-- Center navbar links -->
     <ul class="navbar-nav ml-auto">
-
+<?php
+$placeholder = array(
+    "Search",
+    "Find",
+    "Find something",
+    "Find anything",
+    "Find meaning",
+    "Search anywhere",
+    "Search somewhere",
+    "Search everywhere",
+    "Search nowhere",
+    "Search everything",
+    "Search nothing",
+    "Search life",
+    "NO IMAGINATION",
+    "OBEY",
+    "OBEY GOVERNMENT",
+    "STAY ASLEEP",
+    "WORK 8 HOURS",
+    "PLAY 8 HOURS",
+    "SLEEP 8 HOURS",
+    "SURRENDER",
+    "YOU LOVE THIS",
+    "YOU NEED THIS",
+    "BE NORMAL",
+    "SEARCH CORRUPT",
+    "NO THOUGHT",
+    "CONFORM",
+    "CONSUME",
+    "DO NOT QUESTION",
+    "FOLLOW ORDERS",
+    "HONOR APATHY",
+    "END"
+);
+shuffle($placeholder);
+?>
         <!-- SEARCH FORM -->
         <form class="form-inline" action="global_search.php">
             <div class="input-group input-group-sm">
-                <input class="form-control form-control-navbar" type="search" placeholder="Search everywhere" name="query"
+                <input class="form-control form-control-navbar" type="search" placeholder="<?php echo $placeholder[0]?>" name="query"
                     value="<?php if (isset($_GET['query'])) { echo nullable_htmlentities($_GET['query']); } ?>">
                 <div class="input-group-append">
                     <button class="btn btn-navbar" type="submit">